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Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week, we are back on the timeless subject of Valentine’s Day. Joe and Andrew discuss angel food cake, the devil, Instagram flirting tactics, Hailee Steinfeld, Hailee Steinfeld’s dad, Sia’s Jamaican patois, and the mental and emotional state of one of our perpetually Valentine-less hosts, who will remain unnamed.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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0:00.0	When rain drops fell down from the sky, the day you left me, an angel cried, oh she cried. An angel cried.
0:24.3	She cried.
0:30.0	Alfie, just say you're sorry.
0:33.2	We should just do the whole thing as a musical.
0:35.0	I mean, I know we've been teasing it for now.
0:37.0	Good children are musical. By teasing it, teasing it to one another know we've been teasing it for now. Good children in the musical.
0:38.0	By teasing it to one another that we were going to do with.
0:41.0	It's like we're edging each other on that.
0:42.7	It's just like, because it's like thousands and thousands of investment dollars to do it.
0:47.2	And like you know the thing about us.
0:48.9	We have thousands and thousands.
0:50.1	Right.
0:50.2	And that's like the big problem. It's like, we just like, keeping the thousands. Yeah, yeah.
0:56.1	Because it's like, what is it?
0:58.8	I think we passed a billion weekly listeners.
0:59.2	Yeah.
0:59.8	Oh my God.
1:00.4	Pass the big. Wait, you guys.
1:01.5	And I wanted to do like a fun little like cake celebration for a billion.
1:05.5	Yeah, I'm sure you did.
1:07.5	And what does that mean?
1:08.5	You love baking.
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