The Fishy Fiasco
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
Audio Always
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And welcome to your Thursday's episode where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week. You nearly forgot about me squeezing more bits. I nearly forgot to say the line because I was so excited. I was anticipating you saying squeezing your bits. Oh, were you? That's what I was thinking about. You didn't want to unsqueath my bits for me taken away. |
| 0:22.6 | We're just saying about me taking away and there's a mirror in the toilet and I can watch myself on the toilet. |
| 0:26.9 | It's too much. |
| 0:28.4 | All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories. |
| 0:31.0 | Let's keep you going through the weekend. |
| 0:32.3 | Shall we jump bonnie? |
| 0:34.9 | It's time for another |
| 0:40.4 | Correspondence Corner |
| 0:42.4 | So Emma |
| 0:47.0 | Let's have this first one, shall we? |
| 0:49.3 | Okay, this one is from Emma. |
| 0:51.1 | Oh, hello Emma. |
| 0:51.9 | Another one. |
| 0:52.4 | Welcome to the... |
| 0:53.1 | Another one. |
| 0:54.1 | Another one. Another one. We get a lot, don't we? Yeah. We hello Emma. Another one. Welcome to the... Another one. Another one. |
| 0:55.8 | We get a lot, don't we? Yeah. We're common. All right, it says hello, Sophia and Emma. Hold on the fucking minute. Can't say that. So's Emma, but we are. Trendy as fuck, I'd say. Yeah. On vogue. In fashion 30 years ago. I just wanted to share how |
| 1:10.8 | no hates of anyone who currently |
| 1:12.3 | goes. |
| 1:12.6 | I'm not to say she's going to come out with it, |
| 1:14.4 | Emma's a great in fashion 30 years ago. I just wanted to share how it, no hates of anyone who currently goes. |
| 1:12.6 | I was bad to say, she's going to come out with it, guys. |
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