The Birthday Blues

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Audio Always

Funny, Confessions, Kids & Family, Kids, Motherhood, Family, Comedy, Relatable, Parenting, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get to the bottom of parcels that are mysteriously going missing, and one very determined uncle finally earns the nickname he’s been chasing for years.

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0:00.0	Wait, hold on.
0:05.7	I need your attention because we have some huge news.
0:09.7	It's big.
0:11.6	Bigger than my bucket crutch.
0:13.5	And that's big.
0:14.8	Even bigger than Jojo's love for teenage mutant ninja turtles.
0:17.5	Well, you've been asking for it, so we're going to be heading.
0:20.7	Back on the
0:21.8	stage for another Secret Mum Club Live Show. There's going to be plenty of secrets. Perhaps a couple of
0:32.4	party games. And maybe a few surprise guests. So mark your calendars because on the 20th of May,
0:38.6	we'll be live at Bush Hall in London for one girly night only,
0:43.3	so you better buckle up, bitches.
0:45.5	Tickets are on sale right now,
0:47.7	so head to our socials for more info and the link to buy tickets.
0:51.2	We can't wait to see you there.
0:53.0	Now, back to the episode.
0:59.0	Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. This podcast is a safe space for
1:04.7	moms everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we?
1:08.4	We do. And as we know, sharing is caring. You don't have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself, you can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in there. What the hell? You said it all with me. Go on. I was, I was, all secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. Got it carried away there, didn't you? I did. I'm so sorry. Did it off script though? I think it was under pressure. Are you on camera? On vlogging? Is it facing self... No. You're filming me? No. Yeah, I'm not filming myself. I'm just filming you. I'm trying to do... I'm trying to stay on with more content, aren't I? I know, but it's because your phone is facing me. You feel like I'm being filmed.
1:47.5	Were you on selfie camera? I'm just filming you. I'm trying to do, I'm trying to stay on with my content, aren't I? I know, but it's because your phone is facing me.
1:45.9	You feel like I'm being filmed.
1:47.5	Were you on selfie camera?
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