The Tooth Thief

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Funny, Confessions, Kids & Family, Kids, Motherhood, Family, Comedy, Relatable, Parenting, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after a mum worries about her son not drinking from a cup, and Sophiena and Emma share their school jumper woes.

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0:00.0	Wait, hold on.
0:05.7	I need your attention because we have some huge news.
0:09.7	It's big.
0:11.6	Bigger than my bucket crutch.
0:13.5	And that's big.
0:14.8	Even bigger than Jojo's love for teenage mutant ninja turtles.
0:17.5	Well, you've been asking for it, so we're going to be heading.
0:20.7	Back on the
0:21.8	stage for another Secret Mum Club Live Show. There's going to be plenty of secrets. Perhaps a couple of
0:32.4	party games. And maybe a few surprise guests. So mark your calendars because on the 20th of May,
0:38.6	we'll be live at Bush Hall in London for one girly night only,
0:43.3	so you better buckle up, bitches.
0:45.5	Tickets are on sale right now,
0:47.7	so head to our socials for more info and the link to buy tickets.
0:51.2	We can't wait to see you there.
0:53.0	Now, back to the episode!
0:59.9	Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club.
1:01.8	I'm Safina.
1:02.4	And I'm Emma.
1:03.0	And welcome to your Thursday's episode.
1:04.4	When we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week.
1:07.1	Squeeze your bits, honey!
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