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Do you ever just troll Instagram and you just make eye contact with someone through the screen

and you just know they're giving up their butt on a semi-regular basis? This is not lovely to say

because I love her like a very distant sister. But Beverly Mitchell is whipping it up in the bedroom.

She's giving all the holes. I just know it. I see it. She is speaking to me. Hello everybody. Welcome

to the Bitchbubble podcast. She's back. Last week's episode was terrible. Listen, I live transparently.

I have to be honest. I always say it. They can't all be hits. Last week, dead. The ones before,

bangers on bangers. It's just the nature of the god damn beast. I will say that myme comp is

pretty genius and I feel like it just was so overshadowed by the tragedy of my mundane

episode. So apologies. That's that. Also, if you haven't listened to myme body no soul, run,

don't walk. It's incredible. And I'll probably, it'll probably get canceled soon because people

are not equipped and are pussies. So buck up, buttercup and have a listen. The best thing about

them is you can listen over and over and over. They're mantras. So, you know, just start your day with

a little namaste. Oh, okay. Colton Underwood, former bachelor is gay, breaking mother-fucking news.

I was sent via DM and text messages and emails and vultures in the sky.

Quite literally, there was a vulture outside my house today. So obviously, the demons have not left

my body, which is good though. I like, I like the friction. It keeps things spicy. I don't have a

pure heart. It's welcome. Vultures come at me. But I was sent this about 7,000 times. I don't know

when I became the bachelor nation, you know, recipient of the year. I haven't watched the show

in fucking years. The last season I probably watched was Colton season. And the fact that everyone

is so up in arms about him coming out is it just shows how fucking stupid people are. I barely

blinked. It barely even admitted zero reaction from me. Fucking duh. Notoreously, bachelor

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