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The Bert Show’s Busted Baby Bracket Is Open! + Moe Wrote A Personalized Rap For A Listener’s Daughter Before Her State Braille Challenge!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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It's time for round one of The Bert Show's Busted Baby Bracket! Ready to judge some new borns? Click below to vote: https://thebertshow.com/articles/bustedbabybracket/ Her six year old daughter is competing in the state Braille Challenge this week and needs Moe to write her a personalized rap to hype her up! Click here to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show's busted baby bracket is up online right now. The search for the

0:07.1

fugliest baby is in round one. You guys did not disappoint kudos to you

0:13.0

for looking at your kid and saying look back in the day or maybe it's current I

0:18.8

don't know and having a realistic eyes because the babies that you guys submitted I don't even

0:26.7

know what describing were to use. Oh we'll get there the first round of

0:31.1

fuglies are here y'all. My God, you go to the Birtz Show right now and the first round is up and ready to go.

0:38.0

Impossible to scroll through this without laughing.

0:41.0

There is quite a collection of cone heads. Oh yeah. Yes.

0:46.7

Which thankfully does settle after you know it's it's very apparent that a lot of

0:51.8

these pictures,

0:53.3

I mean those babies are fresh out of the hoo-ha.

0:56.0

I mean, you all took the assignment and then Cassie.

1:01.8

Oh, Lord.

1:02.4

So these match-ups as you go through, some of them like

1:06.8

match-up number nine, I thought they were twins. Right? Right? You're making it

1:11.7

super difficult to choose. They both have the little bow in their

1:15.2

hair, they both have that swollen face. Yeah, that's going to be a hard one.

1:21.2

I'm going to pick my baby right now. I am sorry.

1:24.0

Oh, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I feel bad having favorites. I mean, it just don't feel right.

1:29.1

I'd put all my money on baby 21 right now. 21. Oh yeah not 20 I'm I'm thinking 29. 21 is it's an

1:39.6

it's an egg shapeshaped head. Uh...

1:43.0

Like Dan Ackroyd in that movie.

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