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The Bert Show

PT 2: Her Friend Shoplifted And Let HER Take The Fall!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Her friend framed her for shoplifting! She was thinking about ratting her out...did she?! Get the update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Well, Haley, our intern here is here to tell you that you don't need to do any of that.

0:04.6

No, you don't need to do anything in order to lose weight.

0:07.3

All you need to do is get its hand.

0:08.6

I can't wait to hear this theory.

0:10.4

Yeah, no, this is my theory and it is 100% true because I experienced it this past week.

0:15.8

My graduation pictures were taken last Monday and for that I was like I'm not trying

0:21.0

to be see-through because I'm so pale when I'm not

0:23.4

tan. I'm like I need to just go get a spray tan for these pictures so I look

0:26.8

good and I feel good. I don't feel like I like the way I look most of the time

0:32.3

and I feel like that's just a universal woman thing is I don't always love the way I look and it's even most of the time and you know I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like I either need to do a calorie deficit or like something but I just can't find the motivation. I go get a spray tan,

0:44.8

I've rinsed that off and I look in the mirror and I'm like I am the hottest thing that's ever walked this.

0:50.0

I'm a goddess. I can't believe I ever thought that I needed to lose weight. I can't believe I ever

0:56.3

didn't like my stomach. I'm like, look at me. I belong in the cover of a magazine.

1:01.2

It comes off and I'm back to shoot I need to get back

1:05.4

in the gym I need to start eating some more salads but I fully believe that if you are

1:10.1

not confident with that what you're feeling or if you're having a day where you're just not loving the way you look fake tank are not

1:13.0

loving the way you look, fake tan.

1:15.3

Because my opinion of myself changes drastically.

1:19.1

When I have a tan.

1:20.2

10 out of 10.

1:20.6

10 out of 10 agree.

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