Hello, this is a secret mum club. I'm Safina and I'm Emma. This podcast is a safe space for mums everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do, and as we know, sharing is caring. And you don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself, you can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly.

All secrets are welcome in the Secret Mum Club. Featuring Ollie Bee. We love a bit of Ollie Bee. Yeah. Yeah. This is the one you got me, isn't it? I did get you that one. And the one that you've got there, you got me the candle of that. Yeah. It doesn't say mama, but it's the same pattern.

Same pattern.

It's a beautiful pattern, isn't it?

That came in handy when we had our power cut the other day.

We're drinking coffee because I need it. of that. Yeah. It doesn't say mama, but it's the same pattern. Same pattern. It's a beautiful pattern, isn't it?

That came in handy when we had our power cut the other day.

We're drinking coffee because I need it. Let's address the elephant in the room as to why I look like this. Speaking of power cuts. One I've got tan on my jacket. Have you? We had a power cup. It's been about 24 hours now that we've been really without any solid power, but mostly it was last night.

So I woke up this morning in the pitch black. We had a power cup. It's been about 24 hours now that we've been really without any solid power, but mostly

it was last night.

So I woke up this morning in the pitch black.

Also, I need to go back to my 90s, 90s life.

Like, why now did I, my phone was dead.

I couldn't check the time on my phone. No tablets, because we've had no electricity

to charge them, couldn't tell the time. The oven clocks off. Tell me why. Tell me why I had to

go to the car this morning. To check the time. To check the fucking time and charge my phone so I could buy

my train tickets to come in this morning. It's mad, isn't it?

We were just saying how much, because we had a power cart as well the other day, weirdly, and how much you rely on electricity? Like, you literally can't do anything without it. Nothing. How did people used to live? But to add insult to injury, is that the right term? Yeah. Knowledge. Everyone's sick in my house. sick of my shit.

We had kicking off the school

holidays, Colby fell poorly. So he was off on the Friday. And then Renly has been ill for what

can only be described as his entire life. For like three, what day is that? Three, Sunday,

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

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