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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 143 minutes
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Originally Aired October 29, 2025: Late night booty calls. Skeleton strip club. Everything you wanna know about stories that have broken the internet.
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| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
| 0:02.1 | We say that all the time around here. |
| 0:03.7 | Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket. |
| 0:22.4 | Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast, |
| 0:25.6 | and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93X. |
| 0:27.1 | The 9.3M. |
| 0:31.4 | I'll be damned. |
| 0:42.9 | Let me tell you something, Josh. |
| 0:45.3 | I got to tell you something before we get into, you know, greeting our listening audience and all that. |
| 0:53.8 | I got to warn you it real quick. |
| 0:55.6 | What? |
| 0:56.2 | I can't keep a secret. |
| 0:57.9 | Oh, it's okay. |
| 0:58.5 | This is a secret. |
| 0:59.2 | No, no, no, this is nothing. |
| 1:00.3 | I don't know if I can promise I'm not going to divulge it. |
| 1:03.5 | This is nothing personal. |
| 1:05.8 | No, no, you're fine. |
| 1:08.1 | I had just fallen back asleep, and then your your show intro started and it woke me up. |
| 1:16.5 | Well, you know what? I guess that's pretty good for a morning show, right? Get some folks out of bed, |
| 1:21.3 | get on with their day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I had just gotten comfortable, you know what I mean? |
| 1:28.9 | Knotted off. |
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