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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

The Aliens Are Coming!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 29, 2025: Late night booty calls. Skeleton strip club. Everything you wanna know about stories that have broken the internet. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

You podcast listeners are smart.

0:02.1

We say that all the time around here.

0:03.7

Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.

0:22.4

Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,

0:25.6

and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93X.

0:27.1

The 9.3M.

0:31.4

I'll be damned.

0:42.9

Let me tell you something, Josh.

0:45.3

I got to tell you something before we get into, you know, greeting our listening audience and all that.

0:53.8

I got to warn you it real quick.

0:55.6

What?

0:56.2

I can't keep a secret.

0:57.9

Oh, it's okay.

0:58.5

This is a secret.

0:59.2

No, no, no, this is nothing.

1:00.3

I don't know if I can promise I'm not going to divulge it.

1:03.5

This is nothing personal.

1:05.8

No, no, you're fine.

1:08.1

I had just fallen back asleep, and then your your show intro started and it woke me up.

1:16.5

Well, you know what? I guess that's pretty good for a morning show, right? Get some folks out of bed,

1:21.3

get on with their day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I had just gotten comfortable, you know what I mean?

1:28.9

Knotted off.

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