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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Anti-Duck Air Defense

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 30, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Monkey mayhem. Everything you wanna know about paying cat support.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You podcast listeners are smart.

0:02.1

We say that all the time around here.

0:03.7

Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.

0:22.5

Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,

0:25.6

and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com.

0:28.3

The 93X-Hourning Morning Show.

0:29.5

Ninety-three.

0:31.4

Fair.

0:36.7

Find the power button over here.

0:42.4

Oh, Thursday.

0:45.8

Stupid, stupid Thursday.

0:47.8

How I hate you so much.

0:50.3

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show, everyone.

0:52.8

I can't be the only one.

0:54.0

Don't you guys hate Thursday? I actually kind of the only one. Don't you guys hate Thursday?

1:12.8

I actually kind of like Thursday. What don't you guys like about it? Maybe you could talk me into hating Thursday. It's just in the way. It's just a tease. It's a tease. It's in the way, Josh. That's what bothers me about Thursday. Don't you also hate Perry's wife? what movie, Arthur, what year, 1980.

1:27.6

So Ashley and I are the only ones that hate Thursday? I don't mind Thursdays at all. All right. I kind of like Thursdays. Tuesdays are the worst. What day? Tuesday. I don't like that one either. Yeah. I'm with you. Taco Tuesday? But it's so far from the weekend. And, you know, Monday you're kind of getting back in the swing of things. Then you're like, oh, God, it's only Tuesday.

1:30.7

I don't like that one either.

1:32.2

Sucks.

1:33.0

I do enjoy our every other Thursday guest who will be here today. And that's Dr. Andrea Johnston

1:40.5

from German Animal Hospital. She'll be diving into the mix today around 820 and we can

1:46.0

talk about our beloved house pets. If you like, you can text in later and ask Dr. Andrea a question.

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