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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 28, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Pesky Canadians. Everything you wanna know about how a night light can KILL YOU!

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.5	Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,
0:25.6	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com.
0:27.0	The 93X. Morning Show.
0:29.4	90.
0:29.6	93.
0:31.4	Air.
0:36.1	There you go.
0:43.1	There you are, and there you go.
0:46.2	Thanks for joining us here on the 93X-Hafass morning show.
0:49.7	I'll tell you, Josh, last night I picked the hell of a ball game to pull that drink of beer
0:54.4	and eat a hot dog for every inning play.
0:56.6	I'm surprised you survive.
0:58.0	Oh, for Christ.
0:58.6	I got to take a dump.
1:00.5	Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night at like probably 1.30 to feed the child.
1:05.6	And I was like, oh, I wonder who won the game.
1:08.8	And my jaw dropped.
1:10.3	I was like, what?
1:11.0	Was it still going?
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