The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 34

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The gang team up with some unlikely allies, but must make a dangerous deal to gain their trust. Beef offers protection. Emerich tends a wound. Montrose climbs a fleshy mountain. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: Sundown" by AJ Stewart: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/slambience-1/; “Voyageur” by Monkey Warhol: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Monkey_Warhol/; "Is Lost" by Marc Ferry: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/ferry-beat/; Free Guitar Riding Blues (F 014)" by Lobo Loco: www.musikbrause.de; "Dirt Rhodes" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; and "A Chilling Tale" by Kirk Osamayao: kirkosamayo.com.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay gang, this one is a little sad.
0:03.9	Sources speaking exclusively with Steepy Watch say that the recent closure of Poppy's
0:08.8	place is unplanned and apparently indefinite.
0:13.2	I know, heartbreaking, right?
0:16.4	While it's true that none of us here at Steepy Watch have ever actually been to the arcade,
0:22.3	it's an essential part of used to be and if it ever permanently closes, we will literally
0:27.9	die.
0:28.9	Unless something way better takes its place, or they turn it into a really nice bathroom.
0:34.3	Ugh, this silence is too much.
0:37.2	If you think that you can guess what this corporation has up its sleeve, we hope you never
0:42.0	know when to stop dreaming.
1:28.9	Welcome, once again, to the adventure of Steeple Chase.
1:43.9	Oh, I'm so excited to have you back.
1:48.4	If I remember correctly, it wasn't going great.
1:52.0	No.
1:53.0	Probably not.
1:54.0	It's our worst series of roles in definitely this season.
1:59.2	After our best series of roles, yeah, we were hot shit in the beginning of the episode
2:03.3	when it didn't fucking matter and then we were dog shit when it definitely did matter
2:08.1	and we were trying not to die while crossing a river.
2:11.5	Here's the problem with tabletop games, right?
2:14.2	When you do something like try to skimboard across a river with Chihuahuaels in it, right?
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