The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 33

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Danger awaits the arcade employees as they fight strange beasts and a hostile environment to try and navigate back home. Beef hangs ten. Montrose walks the line. Emerich acquires a hefty asset. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: "Is Lost" by Marc Ferry: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/ferry-beat/; "Hold the Ace" by Mr. Smith: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/; "Sundown" by AJ Stewart: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/slambience-1/; and "Six" by Lex Villena: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2iwj2SqGnplhDIadeJ5bmy?si=N8WYSKIPR7WUy8z4ajNSog;

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, steppies.
0:02.7	Crystal with the K here.
0:04.8	This is literally the worst news I have ever had to report here at Steepy Watch.
0:11.3	Please take a seat.
0:13.0	Steeple Chase has, as of today, stopped offering Chaka at any of its thousands of eateries.
0:19.2	The powdered chocolate drink has been a mainstay of the park for over 30 years, but due
0:23.8	to a very slight lead contamination, the park has disposed of all of its existing Chaka,
0:29.9	and sold its majority stake in its producer, ChemoCorp Global Plastics.
0:34.9	Frankly, it's unthinkable to watch Denton bow to this kind of public pressure.
0:39.6	So in protest, we are canceling Wednesday's second midafternoon episode of Steepy Watch.
0:45.6	Nope, our minds are made up.
0:48.0	We have to draw the line somewhere.
0:50.7	If you expect us to take this news lying down, we hope you never know when to stop dreaming.
1:29.9	Hello, and welcome back to ETHER C.
1:59.7	Is he okay?
2:00.7	He's dead.
2:01.7	Hello, and welcome back to the stream.
2:03.6	Who are you guys talking about?
2:05.9	Krusty Man.
2:06.9	And next to Crusty Man.
2:07.9	And next to Crusty Man.
2:08.9	The Kiki Man, I believe is what you all agree on.
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