The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 35

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Poppy's Pals are on trial for their many, many crimes and must prove that themselves — and all of humanity — are worth saving. Beef presses his luck. Emerich confesses. Montrose goes full jag. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: "Is Lost" by Marc Ferry: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/ferry-beat/; "The Endless" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Six" by Lex Villena: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2iwj2SqGnplhDIadeJ5bmy?si=N8WYSKIPR7WUy8z4ajNSog; “Little Yellow Room” by ROZKOL https://rozkol.bandcamp.com/; and "Funk Me" by Drew Buzz: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/drew-buzz/.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey friends, it's me, Crystal with the K, and I just wanted to open the Stevie Watch
0:05.9	with a bit of a milestone.
0:08.6	It has now been two full months without a catastrophic incident in Steve L. Chase.
0:14.8	That's right, no unplanned explosions, no castles disappearing, and maybe best of all,
0:21.4	no murders.
0:23.3	And I know what you're wondering.
0:24.8	Crystal, does it make me a bad person that I'm secretly a little bored now?
0:30.2	And the answer, yes, yes it does.
0:36.3	I can't believe you tried to trick me like that.
0:40.2	You know what this is, you know what I am, you know what they're capable of.
0:51.6	I never know when to stop dreaming.
1:21.6	Do you submit to trial?
1:47.4	Oh, we have an option.
1:51.5	I mean, it's your body beef, I'm not sure what other option is.
1:56.7	The three of your fates are intertwined.
1:59.3	Oh, sorry guys.
2:01.2	When you say trial, is it like a court or a trial about combat, or you submit to trial?
2:08.6	Yeah, wouldn't be the first time.
2:12.9	Smash cut.
2:13.9	You are.
2:14.9	We are.
2:15.9	Imagine this, dude, you know the big domes of kids
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