Hey, steveys! We don't talk much about what's on offer for the kiddos here at Steeple Chase because

well, who really cares what they're up to when we grown-ups are having the time of our lives?

But we're wild about this new addition to new cadet Delphia, the ARcade.

Inside, the littles will strap on a state-of-the-art augmented reality mask and do battle with evil wizards,

snag the winning touchdown or pilot a magical airship all without ever leaving their chairs.

Aside from meal breaks, your kids won't have to move a muscle from sun up to bedtime.

Sounds pretty luxurious to me. We hear that other more physical activities are currently being dismantled across NK to make room for more ARCades.

So if your little monsters were planning on running around and working up a sweat and getting their sticky

disgusting fingers all over Steeple Chase, I hope they never know and just stop dreaming.

Hello everybody and welcome to Steeple Chase. I didn't like that.

Hold on, hold on.

Hello everybody, welcome to Steeple Chase, a show by me, Justin McElroy, with assistance, occasional guest, creative

collaboration and assistance from my two brothers Travis and Griffin and my dad, whose name Clint.

This is Steeple Chase. Hey, Justin, that's a little too much pressure on me, frankly.

I don't consider myself a collaborator.

If you could just say like, and also present, I don't consider you a collaborator either,

but I do consider myself to be generous of spirit.

Oh, that's so nice.

Yes, I'm trying to like you.

I've noticed how you keep Christmas in your heart all year long.

And I think that that's absolutely amazing.

I've really noticed you're changing you these past three years since those ghost shut up.

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