The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 31

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Pop Patrol cut ties and wrap up loose ends to find favor with the big boss. Beef brings his Beefness to bear. Montrose puts on his business hat. Emerich plans a reunion. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: "Virtutes Instrumenti" and "Infinite Peace" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "A Mysterious Place" and "Charting My Course" by Kirk Osamayao: kirkosamayo.com; "Back in the 80s" and "Hard Mode" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; and "Dissonance" by Lex Villena: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2iwj2SqGnplhDIadeJ5bmy?si=N8WYSKIPR7WUy8z4ajNSog.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, steppies! I am so excited to bring y'all an exclusive right here on Steppie Watch.
0:06.5	My sources tell me that a new exclusive stage show is coming to gutter city.
0:11.7	The murdering joke. Hunt for the Funny Man. Sponsored by O'Dool's Owing Loub.
0:17.3	Guests will make a group reservation for this attraction, at which point one of them will be kidnapped by Funny Man,
0:23.8	forcing the rest of their party to battle through Funny Man's minions in hopes of adhering rescue.
0:29.8	Sure, it'll be prohibitively expensive for the vast majority of you, but...
0:34.3	Well, you know, come on! Never know when to stop dreaming.
1:29.8	It feels like something... has frayed.
1:41.8	Hello and welcome to Steeple Chase, an adventure zone production, wholly owned and operated by me, Justin McAroy,
1:50.3	an independent contractor of the adventure zone.
1:54.8	This is our podcast about high adventure and even higher towers.
2:00.8	Is the high adventure Bianca Pear?
2:03.8	Yes, that's a great question. Travis, I had the same one.
2:05.8	Who is Bianca Pear?
2:08.8	It's my original character for a free universe that I created.
2:14.8	Oh, is that not James Bond?
2:16.8	Why can be Fiona Apple?
2:18.8	I think... Oh, fuck yeah, Dad, you can.
2:20.8	It's also an incredible drag name that I'm surprised somebody hasn't.
2:25.8	I bet you they have. I bet you they have.
2:27.8	Hey, if you all remember, you... I'm sorry, I just had to Google Bianca Pear real quick.
2:34.8	No, Dad, it's right there, but time to get out there and drag.
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