Hello and welcome to the Adventure Bone.

I'm going to be your Dutch master.

Just seconds before we walked on stage, dad looked at the three of us and said, I just hit

myself in the back of the head with my axe.

Are you okay?

What?

You're all right.

Oh no, now we're going to be bad at this.

What a big set.

They got very competent.

Yeah, I'm awesome.

Oh, by the way, I should mention, we were playing a game system called Adventure Skeletons.

It was created by Grant Howett and Chris Taylor.

And basically, they're skeletons and when they get hit, they might lose body parts.

Let's introduce our characters and how they died.

So let's start, just let's start with you.

My name is Melosa.

I'm a Haldonian war bride.

And I died because I thought a will was a toilet.

And the bad, the worst part is, so did a lot of other people I found out at the bottom.

It was a rough way to go.

Just dying of thirst.

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