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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 11, 2026: Norwegian lung worm. Literally anybody else. Everything you wanna know about being silently judged.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.6 | Air. What's up Jagoffs? |
| 1:04.6 | What a crowd? |
| 1:06.3 | We're underway here at the 93X Half-Fast morning show, |
| 1:09.3 | so glad you could join us as we make it official |
| 1:13.1 | here at 543. |
| 1:18.0 | 543, why we're running so late? |
| 1:19.9 | I didn't notice and I don't care, but did something bad happen? |
| 1:22.8 | Well, it was one of those things where we could have gone at 538 or we could have played |
| 1:27.4 | a song and I elected to play a song. |
| 1:29.8 | That's right. |
| 1:30.5 | That's a good choice. |
| 1:31.7 | I see. |
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