Gummys From Grandma
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 12, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. MILF manor. Everything you wanna know about the strongest scrotum to exist in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.2 | Ninety three. Yeah, you know, working day in, day out. |
| 1:09.0 | Just working like the rest of you schmucks, and this is how we make our living with live microphones and nonsense. |
| 1:16.0 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:19.8 | Everyone's welcome to be here. |
| 1:24.1 | Josh, would you say the physical part of this job is the biggest challenge? |
| 1:27.9 | Yeah, and people don't give us enough credit for that. |
| 1:30.6 | Sometimes my butt cheeks falling asleep from sitting here with zero activity. |
| 1:38.1 | It's a lot of work walking to the bathroom. |
| 1:40.4 | Yeah, the bathrooms are kind of far away. |
| 1:43.5 | You know, sometimes in the summer it's too cold. |
| 1:46.5 | Oh, I'm always too cold. |
| 1:48.9 | It gets so cold. |
| 1:50.1 | I'm freezing. |
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