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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Gummys From Grandma

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 12, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. MILF manor. Everything you wanna know about the strongest scrotum to exist in the world. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.1

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.2

Ninety three. Yeah, you know, working day in, day out.

1:09.0

Just working like the rest of you schmucks, and this is how we make our living with live microphones and nonsense.

1:16.0

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:19.8

Everyone's welcome to be here.

1:24.1

Josh, would you say the physical part of this job is the biggest challenge?

1:27.9

Yeah, and people don't give us enough credit for that.

1:30.6

Sometimes my butt cheeks falling asleep from sitting here with zero activity.

1:38.1

It's a lot of work walking to the bathroom.

1:40.4

Yeah, the bathrooms are kind of far away.

1:43.5

You know, sometimes in the summer it's too cold.

1:46.5

Oh, I'm always too cold.

1:48.9

It gets so cold.

1:50.1

I'm freezing.

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