Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.

And a recession, and the special K diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars.

And Ben Platts Whig and dear Evan Hansen.

T G I F.

Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am Chelsea and I am Donnie, and I am the cute one.

And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And it's Friday, cuties, T. G. I.

Now, let's just be honest with you right off the bat.

We are batching this episode so that you have something

to listen to, even if Chelsea and I are on vacation

or have a life event, etc.

So I'd love to tell you how my week went,

but I can't, because I don't know what week it is.

Yeah, all those current events, weren't they crazy?

I can't believe that thing happened. did you watch that one show it was good

it was really good shocking show that thing that aired that everyone's talking about

and that funny tweet and headline that's going around, hilarious.

Love that.

But I did bring a story, because I can't let a moment go

where I'm not talking about myself.

I did bring a story that is Evergreen.

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