Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.

Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And I am Donnie and I am the cute one.

And we are here on this very special day of morally corrupt month to cover,

whoa, none other than Shallow How.

This made Marcy X look like a PBS special.

It sure did.

We picked this movie for a reason.

They really hit the ground running with this one.

Or waddling probably is what they would have.

Breaking a chair in the process, perhaps.

Now, I knew when we picked it how fat phobic it would be I didn't know that it would be

everything else phobic yeah if it ends in phobic we got it today we got it here for you

good heavens and that's why I'm gonna love We got it here for you. Good heavens.

And that's why I'm going to love

making Morally Corrupt Month a tradition

because it just filled my heart with joy watching this film.

You're like Ebenezer Scrooge opening up that

window and asking that young boy for a chicken. You down there boy how much do you weigh? I see

your inner beauty and good thing because beauty standards I still conform to them just in a new way

in a new very specific way. I am now in the mindset where everything I watch I'm

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