Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.

Hi cuties.

So as you know, Donnie and I have been going a million miles a minute this summer,

and we're taking some much needed time off this week.

I will be on my family's Beach Week vacation and Donnie is I don't know probably dry

humping a bar stool at boxers if Mateus goes missing you know who done it we've got a

really fun t-gI TGI episode planned for this Friday and we're going to be back next week with a brand new episode covering shallow howl as planned. So stay tuned for that. But in the meantime may I present the most morally corrupt

movie we've ever covered to this day none other than never been kissed.

The entire plot of this movie is about grown adults trying to

fuck people they think are in high school. The teacher should be in jail, the

brother should be in jail, whoever gave Josie Grocy that flesh-colored lip gloss should be in jail,

we should all be in jail for normalizing this movie as a classic romcom.

Oh, and speaking of morally corrupt this episode is also the first time

that I tell the lore of the fateful mono shot origin story. So toot, too, too, buckle up motherfockers and enjoy this replay of

never been kissed I am Chelsea and I am the cute one and I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am the cute one. But we are joined with the true cute one. We have

Christine Bianca Villa with us today. Hi. Hi.

Thank you guys for having me.

Oh my God, thank you for coming.

We are so excited to have you and we are covering Never Been Kissed and I am fully prepared

to actually engage in a fist fight with Donnie today,

because I really think we have different opinions on this film.

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