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Texting Tutor Update: Can We Help Her Reconnect With Her Old Fling?

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The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She met a guy at her friend's wedding a month ago. The two hit it off and hooked up. She hasn't heard from him since that night, but she wants to reach out. Will he be willing to be her plus one to another wedding? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.6

All right, we're about to start the texting tutor that Jesus doesn't want us to do.

0:05.4

Well, you quit.

0:06.4

Stop.

0:07.4

Jesus is going to do it.

0:08.4

Because Heather and this guy hooked up.

0:11.3

They weren't married.

0:13.3

At a wedding.

0:14.3

Well, depends on who you ask, Mo, because some people will say Jesus has something to do

0:18.5

with everything.

0:19.5

Right.

0:20.5

That's great.

0:21.5

So Heather meets this guy at a wedding about a month ago.

0:25.7

They hook up.

0:26.7

They have a really great time.

0:28.8

And then they go to breakfast the next morning.

0:31.0

She's waiting for him to text and say, Hey, let's do that again.

0:34.6

And here we are 30 days later.

0:36.6

And that hasn't happened.

0:37.6

So Heather has called us and she wants us to reach out to this guy because she's got

0:40.9

a wedding to go to this weekend.

0:42.2

And she's like, wait, this is a blast at the first one.

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