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Texting Tutor: Can We Help Her Reconnect With Her Old Fling?

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🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She met a guy at her friend's wedding a month ago. The two hit it off and hooked up. She hasn't heard from him since that night, but she wants to reach out. Will he be willing to be her plus one to another wedding? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. So we're about to start texting four and with Heather here who had herself

0:07.5

bit of a one night stand. Bit of a one night stand after attending a wedding and wants

0:15.0

to circle back with the dude and make it a two or three or four or five night stand.

0:18.7

Oh, so she wants to turn her one nighter into a multi-nighter. I think that's where we're

0:22.8

going with this. Sometimes. Well, should be pretty easy. Hey, Heather, what am I missing

0:26.0

here? Hi, okay. So here's the full story. I went to a friend's wedding about a month

0:33.1

ago. I went alone and bring a date to the wedding. And while I was there, I met her cousin,

0:38.4

Bobby. And he was really attractive. And I mean, I guess he found me attractive too because

0:44.2

we ended up talking and dancing. Oh, my, I mean, if you didn't know us, it was, it was

0:49.2

you were just assumed that we we came together. So we ended up hooking up that night. And

0:55.4

that was a month ago. And I haven't heard from him since. To be fair. I mean, I can contact

1:02.4

him either because I was like a piece of piece. I'm not going to contact me. I'm definitely

1:06.9

contacting him. Even though I wanted to. So I have a wedding to go to this weekend. I

1:15.3

already RSVPed were two people, even though I didn't know who I was going to bring. And

1:19.2

now we've lost minute. And I want to ask Bobby to go with me, but I'm just so nervous.

1:25.4

All right. So just a couple of details I would like to figure out was it who initiated going

1:33.2

back to whose room? He initiated. He initiated. Were you guys out of town or were you in town?

1:38.6

Did you go back to each other's house or were you at a hotel? No, we were at a hotel.

1:42.4

Okay. So he initiated. You were about it, about it. And you went back to the room. So

1:49.1

after you guys hooked up, did you stay in the room or did the other person leave? No, I

1:54.2

stayed in the room. Okay. So you all actually like hooked up and snuggled. And then the next

1:59.5

morning, how did the two of you part ways? The next morning we had breakfast and then

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