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What Does An Itchy Foot Mean & She Has A Wedding Problem

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Kristin's foot is itching like crazy, and she wanted to know why. But she wasn't looking for a logical reason. She was looking for deeper meanings, and what she discovered is freaking her out! Listen! and Her stepdad has always been there, but she knows that if she has him walk her down the aisle on her wedding day her estranged bio dad may never be the same! She needs advice on how to keep her wedding from becoming an MMA fight between the two dads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Ferture.

0:02.0

I Google something, and now I'm deeply regretting having Googled it, and I'm going to be distracted

0:07.5

for the remainder of the show unless we can talk about it.

0:09.6

Today, your last day, we got to, like, we shut up on the hot, together, man, or something.

0:14.2

Like, we're going to honor you if this is for at least 90 seconds.

0:17.2

Thank you.

0:18.2

You've been put on your makeup, you'll look good in your closet.

0:20.2

True.

0:21.2

Even though I still need to do my hair, so hopefully I can make it home to do my hair.

0:26.2

We all start.

0:27.2

She looks so good.

0:29.1

All right, so the bottom of my left foot is itching like crazy, right?

0:33.6

And I've just, you and I were having a conversation, and are you like, you asked me, are you okay?

0:38.3

Well, you're like moving in your chair in a weird way, and you've already been telling

0:42.0

us about your UTS.

0:43.0

I wasn't sure if you were, I don't know, like your ex-base.

0:46.5

I'm gonna say, I know my addicts.

0:47.5

UTI is gone.

0:48.5

Thank you.

0:49.5

Keen or something?

0:50.5

No.

0:51.5

I was like a bear scratching his ass on a tree.

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