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The Bert Show

Keity Changed Our Lives + Moe Overheard Awkward Bathroom Conversation

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” - and every week he covers a variety of topics. In episode 124, there was a debate about covering your toothbrush at home. This debate led to another conversation Moe wasn't prepared for. Do you close your toilet lid or not? Keity brought this topic to The Bert Show last week and since then Bert, Moe, and Kristin all agree that Keity has changed their lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.8

Our producer Katie was totally disrespected at a tire shop, didn't act the way that she

0:07.4

wanted to.

0:08.4

So we're going to redo this thing here in just one second.

0:11.5

Before we get into that, though, Katie, I've got to tell you, change my life.

0:14.6

How so?

0:15.6

Yeah, freaking changed my life.

0:17.6

And it's very rare that somebody will tell me something and I will completely change

0:22.7

my routine based off that one thing happened years ago.

0:27.5

Got a Murphy who is an investigative reporter for a local TV station, CBS 46.

0:33.9

Once told me that, hey, man, we just did this whole report on fruit and drinks and at restaurants

0:42.1

at restaurants, mostly at bars, really.

0:45.1

And he's like, don't ever put fruit in your drink.

0:47.8

There's so much bacteria on it.

0:49.3

I mean, it comes from the farm into the truck, into the bar and a lot of times.

0:54.8

Most times they don't wash it.

0:56.6

So if you put like fruit in your drink, you're, you're just putting all sorts of nastiness

1:02.4

in your mouth.

1:03.7

Never had fruit in my drink ever again.

1:07.2

This coming from the guy who just drunk parking lot water.

1:12.4

The irony is not lost, guys.

1:14.6

There was no fruit in it.

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