Keity Changed Our Lives + Moe Overheard Awkward Bathroom Conversation
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 19 August 2022
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.8 | Our producer Katie was totally disrespected at a tire shop, didn't act the way that she |
| 0:07.4 | wanted to. |
| 0:08.4 | So we're going to redo this thing here in just one second. |
| 0:11.5 | Before we get into that, though, Katie, I've got to tell you, change my life. |
| 0:14.6 | How so? |
| 0:15.6 | Yeah, freaking changed my life. |
| 0:17.6 | And it's very rare that somebody will tell me something and I will completely change |
| 0:22.7 | my routine based off that one thing happened years ago. |
| 0:27.5 | Got a Murphy who is an investigative reporter for a local TV station, CBS 46. |
| 0:33.9 | Once told me that, hey, man, we just did this whole report on fruit and drinks and at restaurants |
| 0:42.1 | at restaurants, mostly at bars, really. |
| 0:45.1 | And he's like, don't ever put fruit in your drink. |
| 0:47.8 | There's so much bacteria on it. |
| 0:49.3 | I mean, it comes from the farm into the truck, into the bar and a lot of times. |
| 0:54.8 | Most times they don't wash it. |
| 0:56.6 | So if you put like fruit in your drink, you're, you're just putting all sorts of nastiness |
| 1:02.4 | in your mouth. |
| 1:03.7 | Never had fruit in my drink ever again. |
| 1:07.2 | This coming from the guy who just drunk parking lot water. |
| 1:12.4 | The irony is not lost, guys. |
| 1:14.6 | There was no fruit in it. |
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