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Holy fuck balls everybody!

Two episodes in one god damn week!

This workhorse does not sleep and literally I have not slept because...

Woo the jet lag is a real real real real thing!

Let me tell you something I slept like 14 and a half hours the first night I got home and it has

fucked me all over the place in my mouth, in my ear, in my butt, all over.

Hmm okay and we are 20 seconds in.

Cool so I am feeling particularly sprightly also like I shouldn't glorify myself for being such a

workhorse because on reality I was delinquent and I didn't pre-record episodes while I was

galavanting in Australia so this is actually my delinquency reincarnated.

But now we get two episodes isn't this fun?

Good times I'm particularly sprightly right now because I just witnessed some of the greatest

authentic comedy that one could ever witness first hand.

My grandma Gloria I was just at the car dealership with her.

She's fucking 88 years old she's half dead and she needs a car so she can...

I don't really know why she needs a car because she's basically chauffered all around town but

she wanted to get a new car and we were at the Mercedes dealership and she insists on getting a

two-door sports package blacked out rims.

She likes her rims like she likes her men black and shiny.

And um I mean the visibility is disgusting she couldn't even test drive it.

I don't even to be honest like I don't even know if this bitch has a valid license anymore.

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