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Red Lather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. It's 6am. Hi everybody.

Hi guys, it's me again. So after reviewing my last two episodes, I have decided that this week,

Jackie Shimmel is going to be lovely. Lovely, sweet, peachy. I'm going to see this is a test.

Really for me, it's an endurance test. I like to challenge myself professionally and I just want

to see if I can just pretend to be lovely, chipper and cheerful because that's who I am all the time.

Yeah, I was listening and I was like, oh my god, like what is first of all, I was menstrual,

so I'm like just gonna put that out in the universe. Secondly, like, you know, when you do podcasts

alone, first of all, if you haven't done it, you better try it before you call yourself a real

fucking podcast staff, okay? Because this shit is hard. It's actually really, really easy for me,

which is really, really scary and something that I am going to look inward and contemplate. But

when you start talking to yourself and there is no other human looking back at you to like

wince or grimace or roll their eyes, you kind of can't read the room and you kind of can't read

like the backlash or the repercussions of what you're saying. So this week, I'm just going to be

super, super nice. I'm going to be the nicest Jackie Shimmel you've ever fucking seen. And if

you don't get that that was Elise Arena reference, then maybe you shouldn't listen to this podcast

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