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Oh happy days. Hi everybody. It's me. Jackie. I'm really sorry that I missed

last week full disclosure. I tried to record an episode. I mean one would think I would have

access to recording studio being that I'm married to a music producer who is on a trip

making music for two and a half weeks. But you know I'm not like a studio rat whore. I don't

like to like linger while he works. So I tried to record an episode but I also like lost my voice

and was just like you know eating and drinking myself basically into a coma. So she missed a week.

But the good news is that I have two episodes this week. So there'll be another episode coming out

at the end of this week. So you know just let's live laugh love. I just got back from Australia.

I am 24 hours on American soil. She is struggling. I have always said like jet lag is for pussies

which I kind of agree with because I'm like oh really are you not well traveled enough? Like I've

traveled around the world and like I don't get jet lag. But I do desperately. So bear with me here.

If you guys have been following me on Instagram you know kind of my struggle and my journey. It has

been a cathartic journey. It's been a luxurious journey. It has been okay here's the thing. I posted

like a super I posted a photo of myself like a few days ago where like it's not flattering but

it's also kind of flattering like if you can get over the fact that there are six inches of

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