Tennessee Whiskey
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from her weekend of shows at the Ryman where she set the fire alarm off in the middle of a tropical storm on Broadway! She hits the hotline and answers questions like “how does one get pink eye on a solo self care trip?” And “should we ban bachelorettes?”
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.7 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.3 | How the hell are you? I hope you're having a beautiful and blessed day. |
| 0:32.4 | And there's a lot going on in the world right now. I know we have a, you know, |
| 0:35.6 | there's just a lot happening. There's a lot happening. But I hope that for |
| 0:40.1 | you know, the next hour, you can just find a little quiet time of giggles and, you know, |
| 0:44.8 | bullshitting and |
| 0:47.6 | debauchery and |
| 0:50.4 | you know, just bullshit with me because that's that's what I'm trying to provide to you. |
| 0:55.3 | You whoever you are, you know, the youth of America, at the youth of America is listening to this. |
| 1:00.8 | And then well, our education system is broken. I think we already know that. But anyways, |
| 1:06.6 | I want to say thank you so, so, so, so, so much to the wonderful city of Nashville for what |
| 1:13.6 | in it just an incredible two nights of shows at the Rhyman, sold that bit, |
| 1:17.9 | shout and then and then on Friday. Okay, hold on. Let me back up. I'm not going to eat it to Friday |
| 1:23.6 | just yet. Thursday I walked into that theater and I just, my heart was full clear. I was full heart |
| 1:29.4 | can't lose. And I want y'all to know that I know that Nashville has always been one of the best |
| 1:34.8 | places for comedy. I always have great shows there because y'all are great. You're a great audience. |
| 1:41.2 | Nashville and Cincinnati are two of the best comedy audiences ever. I don't know what it is. |
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