BOTTOMLESS CHIPS BITCH
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is keeping it 100% that some days you just need to get into the back corner of your closet, suck on a J Crew sweater and scream. She's fresh from the road and trying to find the balance of staying uber professional and honestly, just not giving AF! The Voicemails are insane but also a fresh reminder to have manners at a theater, you dont get free refills in New York- and if you were fighting for your life as a kid in basic reading classes- what were you even doing?
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.4 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:27.2 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.4 | How are you doing? |
| 0:30.6 | Hope you're doing well. |
| 0:32.3 | It is a beautiful week. |
| 0:33.6 | I am sorry this episode is coming out late. |
| 0:36.4 | I needed a mental breakdown. |
| 0:39.6 | Wellness day, yesterday, and we'll get into that. |
| 0:42.7 | But let's get into the good stuff first. |
| 0:45.2 | Hope everyone's doing fantastic. |
| 0:47.0 | I, by the time you hear this, I'm going to be a Nashville, Tennessee, |
| 0:50.4 | playing the incredible historical Rhymen theater. |
| 0:53.9 | I can't believe it. |
| 0:56.1 | These are like things that you check off on a bucket list of places you want to go and places |
| 1:00.3 | you want to perform. |
| 1:01.6 | Chicago theater, radio city, the Rhymen, you know, it's just, it's a very iconic week for me. |
| 1:07.7 | I got a new suit. |
| 1:09.5 | Okay, we're showing off a hot eggplant purple that's going to get your tits hard. |
| 1:15.6 | And get ready. |
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