Fiesta Time
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a weekend of shows in the Lonestar state and wants everyone to know she has figured out the answer to world peace- a simple San Antonio Fiesta. Slap a little Barbacoa on a shell and sit down with your neighbor- its that simple- actually she is on the verge of a full nervous breakdown and becomes so completely unhinged she needs to call into her own HOT LINE. She explains the new viral sensation, "Yummy Water", refreshes everyone on airplane etiquette and believes Gwenyth was innocent.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:03.0 | 99% of this episode is about we could fix things if we all just came together and we're a little less thirsty. |
| 0:08.3 | This is why I love liquid IV. |
| 0:09.9 | If I would have had a liquid IV in my purse today, I would have been feeling right. |
| 0:12.6 | One day I had a headache. |
| 0:13.7 | Wouldn't have been choking on the chicken sandwich. |
| 0:15.1 | Would have felt right with the Lord because I was staying hydrated. |
| 0:18.4 | The reason I love their hydration multiplier is in just one stick. |
| 0:21.8 | You get five essential vitamins and two times faster hydration than water alone. |
| 0:26.1 | Use a first thing in the morning before workout or when you feel run down, |
| 0:29.4 | or especially after a long night out or on long flights. |
| 0:32.2 | So grab your liquid IV in bulk nationwide at Costco. |
| 0:34.9 | You know, I'm going there right after I finish recording this and you can get 20% off |
| 0:38.4 | and you go to liquid IV.com and use code absolutely at checkout. |
| 0:47.2 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:59.9 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:04.1 | And welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 1:07.7 | I'm in the studio right now with sunglasses on because I'm blocking out the haters. |
| 1:12.8 | It's been a fucking doozy of a day. |
| 1:14.7 | I don't know where you're at mentally, physically, spiritually with your day when you hear |
| 1:19.7 | this podcast, but I'm hoping you're driving to see a family member that you love going |
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