Teddy Roosevelt's National Park Plot with Patrick McDonald

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Yosemite! Bryce Canyon! Petrified Forest! The national parks are often called America's best idea - acres of untouched land in which visitors can experience true wild nature. Except that that's all TOTAL BS. Returning fave Patrick McDonald thinks there's a nefarious secret behind the creation of the national parks, one that was kept for decadey by famous outdoors guy Theodore Roosevelt. Patrick suspects that actually, TR created the parks to protect ordinary Americans from the thread of... the wendigo! Listen in for lots of spooky wendigo chat, discussions of hot and nasty eagly intercourse, lots of talk about everyone's mutual friend Mike, and the truth about badgers.

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0:00.0	Oh, you're too young. It's what they say on Radio Margarita. I will say I have been told
0:22.0	because I'm a DJ on Radio Margarita, though. I have been told that he has listened to
0:26.5	us. We're funny. Wow. You're crazy. Oh, my God. It's pretty amazing. I mean, he also, he
0:34.8	listens to the station a lot because from what I had heard, Jimmy does, and I think it's okay to
0:40.2	say this is a nice thing. When we replay the concerts right after we broadcast them live because
0:46.3	he, because he likes to get right into his car and listen to himself perform to hear, like,
0:52.6	to fix his show, to, like, be like, what, what can I improve tomorrow or the next show? Like,
0:57.8	he's like, he's 75 years old. He's dedicated to making sure that his shows are really good. Wow.
1:03.0	And when I tell you, he's sung the same 15 songs in every concert for the past 45 years. That's
1:09.0	not a lie, either. So he sings the same songs. And then, look, I compare this being a Jimmy Buffett
1:15.4	fan, being a pair of head to a transcendental meditation. But it's like, you know, pirate looks
1:21.7	at 40. It's a cheeseburger and paradise. You hear the song hundreds of times. And it hits you
1:26.9	different things that you had different moments when you listen to it again. You have experiences
1:31.4	where it's like, Oh, I love pirate looks at 40 because I heard it with my mom this one time. So
1:35.4	now I think of that paired with I'm getting older and things are changing. But it's the same song
1:40.2	and it hits you over and over and over and over again. Wow. Wow. That's beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful.
1:45.1	Like, breaking the same rock garden over and over. Exactly. It's the same rock garden. That's
1:50.2	so nice. I know. Oh, city of stars. City of stars. Are they shining just for you?
1:58.0	Not for me. Speaking of stars, we're here with one today. We're here with the real All Star of
2:04.3	the show, a real fan fave. Oh, man. I absolutely forgot to ask him anything about how we wanted
2:11.5	to be introduced because we were having so much fun talking. So we're going to win it. You do it.
2:16.1	Okay. See what I mean. It's wrong. It's a writer. But take big swings. Okay. He is an
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