The Blair Witch Documentary with Nina Concepcion

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's the movie that changed horror forever, and made it ok to see inside someone's nostrils on the big screen. The Blair Witch Project was one of the biggest movies of the 90's - but what if it wasn't a movie at all? What if it was actually a genuine documentary and the filmmakers covered up the actual horror with clever marketing? WHAT IF?? Nina Concepcion is back in the Lizard Lair with a new addition to the Ninaverse - a theory that the Blair Witch Project was real as hell. Along the way we also cover some Elvis facts, discuss the nature of witches, kvetch about Hollywood, and Katelyn says the filthiest thing she's ever said in her life and Alexis is disappointed by it.

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0:00.0	Do you have viewers like an MVP on the dance floor Caitlin was like on the dance floor
0:23.6	you can't keep me off you came to like our stupid little rehearsal thing that wasn't
0:27.6	even rehearsal and we're just oh she killed it I loved it was so fun I Alexis if you have a wedding
0:35.4	I picture being like this where it is almost no family all friends really fun we rented out a bar
0:42.2	yes it was open bar chill no ceremony like we alloked in the morning and then we were like everyone
0:48.6	just meet us at our favorite bar and we'll dance and party there were two speeches no more cut off
0:55.5	no more my sister laid down the law when someone tried to make another speech so we were like no we
1:04.2	don't want it to be like open my style like no yeah because I've seen those go oh my god this is not
1:10.6	off the cuff these people have written these speeches yeah yeah it was fun I went to a wedding where
1:17.0	every single it was like open my style and all of these like dudes the groom's college friends
1:22.5	came up and they all heavily implied that he was gay at his wedding to a woman
1:30.0	heavily so like TBD maybe and that's fine that's fine but like if you are not attracted to women
1:41.8	don't marry one and also are they outing him like why it was so we it was so I couldn't tell if
1:47.5	it was just like a fun law homophobic joke from college or like I don't think any friends from
1:54.8	college were at my wedding no person you have I to be fair you evolved a lot in your 20s okay
2:03.7	dashino but yeah that's it it's true because in my in my college years I was like a born again
2:09.2	Christian hardcore and not that anymore so those friends right whenever you whenever you
2:17.6	like dredge up an old face but post a tweet and it's just like just so lost in love with him
2:23.6	a giant capital the one I have a tweet that where I came for Earth Day I was angry at Earth Day
2:30.6	I was like because it isn't it around Easter yeah and I was like Earth Day what about
2:36.9	God gave his only son for the world day so many people commented they were like
2:44.3	have you heard Christmas and all these other uh and Easter and like all just Easter's like a full
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