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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 23, 2025: Break out the leather, it's sex cabin weather. Master Baiter. Everything you wanna know about parrot chlamydia.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:38.5	Ninety-three air.
0:46.6	Let me tell you something right here from the get-go, Josh.
0:49.9	Some mornings, when that alarm starts ringing,
0:53.5	you just want to break down and cry like a child.
0:56.2	Not today.
0:57.6	Not on ultimate F off day.
0:59.1	Today's different, isn't it?
1:00.2	It is.
1:00.7	It's a different feeling.
1:01.7	Welcome to the Half-Hast Morning Show.
1:03.8	Today is our final final before we enjoy a week away from the silliness of working for a living,
1:14.0	but don't think it changes our feelings at all for our wonderful listening audience.
1:19.9	Matter of fact, the absence will only make us love you that much more.
1:26.4	This is it for us.
1:27.9	Please, everyone and all of y'all, in our listening audience, drive safely this Memorial
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