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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 22, 2025: Our Slutty Era. The Weenie 500. Everything you wanna know about getting stabbed with a fork.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X. H-Ast morning show.
0:38.6	Ninety-three air.
0:46.0	Well, it's time.
0:50.6	It's friggin' time already.
0:52.4	We need to go ahead and welcome everyone to the 93X
0:55.3	Half Fast Morning Show for our Thursday program.
1:00.4	You got anything on your mind right away, Josh?
1:02.7	No, I mean, I'm as ready as a guy could be on a Thursday, I guess.
1:07.1	How are you feeling?
1:08.6	I feel all right.
1:10.0	You came in and you Joe Cutlered me pretty much right away when you walked in the door
1:14.8	before Ultimate F off.
1:17.0	Not you personally.
1:18.1	No, just kind of like the week, the day, how you're feeling, that kind of thing.
1:22.6	I told Josh that I stopped Karen altogether some sometime yesterday afternoon.
1:28.8	I felt it in the force.
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