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I think we had a case similar to this in Portland, Oregon,

years ago to live show where someone's neighbor got the wrong name

and was calling the litigant by the wrong name. And the litigant was like, it's too late

to correct him. And it's like, no, it's not. Just do it. Let's do it. Right? You know what?

Here, I'm going to say something. Hey, Jasperman.

First of all, I hope you're feeling better.

That message comes from me, John Hodgman, on a podcast.

We have a podcast in the United States.

Maybe you've heard of it.

If not, you've got a lot of good company.

Point is, dog's name is Monty, not Jasper.

Sorry about the confusion.

Martin's too embarrassed to tell you.

So I recorded this message for him

to put it into a thumb drive

to slip under your door.

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