It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm B.L. F. Jesse Thorne. With me is Judge John Hodgman. This week's

episode of our program was recorded at the Shea Theater in Turner's Falls, Massachusetts.

What an amazing show we had there in Turner's Falls, Western Massachusetts, one of my many

beloved hometowns. Our summertime, fun time, bail of Monty, Belmontie was there, and we had two actual pro-wrestlers

talk about a dispute instead of taking it to the ring.

Friend of the show, Perry Von Vicious, brought his wrestling best pal Delmi Exo to court,

and it was a blast.

Let's go to this stage at the Shea.

People of Turner's Falls, you asked us for live justice, and we are here to deliver it.

The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.

Thank you. of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.

Let's bring out our litigants. Please welcome to the stage, Perry von Vicious and Delmi-Exo.

Tonight's case, K-Fabius Corpus. Perry von Vicious brings the case against his friend

Delmi Exo. They're both professional wrestlers here in New England, a place that I have never heard of.

In fact, Perry used to be Delney's trainer, but now he says the student has become the master.

He wants to meet Delmi in the ring just once before he retires.

But Delmi refuses to fight.

Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and delivers an obscure cultural reference.

In the middle of nowhere, the thunderous roar

of the sacred Oscelot was heard.

The Jaguar God cried out to the heavens for the presence of the one who would adorn

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