Well, hey there, America, welcome to another edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Hope your weekend is going well. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Joined, as always, by my rusty, trusty assistant, the longtime producer of the show, Jen, Flash Andrews.

Today on the program, Ryan Gosling, the actor, breaks up a fight. Kate Winslet, the actress,

saves an elderly grandmother from a fire, and we on TBTL say to both of them, we get it.

You're better than us. You can stop now. Also, the guy who founded IKEA, he's got a skeleton in his closet, and it's wearing a tiny Hitler mustache.

And we're all emailing each other all the time these days.

Here's the big question, though. How do you sign off?

If you put an XO, are you telling a person you want sexy times?

How about sincerely?

Is that a little too sincere?

We'll probe these big issues and a whole lot more.

Today on TVTL.

Ryan Gosling is on every possible level and by every single metric, Ryan Goslin is amazing.

He is really good at acting. He is sexy as hell. Really cute. And add to that, he's incredibly fit now. He's like incredibly buff. Like he wasn't all... As Emiston said in the movie, you look airbrushed. Exactly. And he looks like that in real life, too. Like, he's not like, it's not like when Russell Crow gets super worked, like, into shape for a movie. And then you see a clip of him, like, you a like a pub and it looks like Wayne Cody yeah it's like he's keeping it high and tight and then there's the fact that he has this adorable mutt he has this dog that has a mohawk

that he brings around every but not in an affected paris hiltony way but like there's just lots of

pictures of him walking around in like the canyons of l.A. with his dog just like a single dude who like loves his dog is there like anything cuter than that? I mean could there be anything more adorable? No. Everything about him is adorable. He loves his mom. Talks about his mom all the time. Um, was on Ellen when he was nominated for an Oscar, talking

about her beehive hairdo that was blocking someone's view.

And he's totally not a fame whore.

Like you can tell that he just like genuinely likes what he does.

He's not like in the tabloids all the time.

So in essence, we get it, Ryan Gosling.

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