The Rules of Open Relationships

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys break down the phenomena of open relationships. Who sets the rules? Who gets to play? Do you tell your partner about your hookups? And more. Plus: hear from a concerned listener (Grant Gibbs) as they share their trials and tribulations on the outside of someone else's relationship. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I guess she is in Xbox and I'm on Atari.
0:04.2	Oh, but the way you play your gaming fair, I picture the fool,
0:10.7	the falls in love with you.
0:12.3	I'm gist you.
0:13.9	Oh, I got some news for you.
0:20.7	Oh. Go in and tell your little girlfriend. I see you. I got some news for you Oh
0:21.1	Go in and tell your little girlfriend
0:23.5	I see you driving around town with the girl I love
0:28.3	And I'm like forget you
0:30.8	I think that
0:34.3	Gwyneth Paltrow's cover of that song
0:36.8	Should be in the library of Congress.
0:38.5	Where, what was that?
0:39.7	Glee. Oh, Glee, Glee, Glee, Glee, Glee. Come on. Yeah, you're right. I think that song in general is pretty good. I think it took me many years to learn of the actual song was called Fuck You. Well, I mean, because we only listened to the censor. Yeah, I mean, it was just so popular rise.
0:53.7	So popular.
0:54.4	I played that in the marching band.
0:55.3	You know what?
0:56.4	Forget you is better than fuck you. Well, I mean, because we only listen to the censor. Yeah, I mean, it was just so popularized. So popular.
0:54.4	I played that in the marching band.
0:55.4	You know what?
0:56.4	Forget you is better than fuck you.
0:58.3	It has a better ring to it.
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