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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On the eve of the election Jackie and Laurie talk about wanting to live forever out of spite. Plus is it wrong to not being attached to your baby early on? Also, the only thing worse that someone who beats their kid is someone who steals jokes. Comic of the Week: Jen Kirkman @jenkirkman Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.2	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:27.3	Number two.
0:28.9	Second in a row.
0:31.1	Okay.
0:31.7	What time is it, actually?
0:32.9	Oh, it's 10 o'clock.
0:33.9	It's not bad.
0:34.8	No.
0:35.1	I've been home for four whole days.
0:36.8	That's awesome.
0:37.6	And this one, tomorrow's lecture day, the day that this, everybody fucking vote and vote
0:42.7	down ticket and do the whole ballot and look into it. Jesus Christ. We got to fucking bury
0:47.7	this Trump motherfucker. We could bury this all right pepe the frog bullshit hashtag life but can bury those memes with our votes
0:57.9	well they're yeah with our yeah doing it from within the system and uh yeah fucking bastards
1:05.2	so but vote for propositions how do you do it i always look at look at the League of Women Voters and the Green Party.
1:13.6	I look at the Green Party and I see who they supported for propositions.
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