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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and Laurie are hanging together on election night! They ask themselves "do you WANT them to get the joke?" and come to the consensus "I don’t." They also talk about reading horrifying tweets and the idea of nuanced argument on Twitter. Comic of the week: Bernadette Pauley @berniepaulie Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

Transcript

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Does that sound okay?
0:27.4	That sounds just fine.
0:28.5	Okay.
0:29.1	Start it.
0:29.9	Oh my God.
0:30.8	Oh, my God.
0:31.8	It's election night.
0:32.8	It's election night.
0:34.7	And we don't know what's going to happen.
0:36.4	You do.
0:37.2	It looks awful. It's going to go Monday. It's going to happen it you do it looks awful it's going to go monday
0:38.8	it's going to go monday so new york times just tweeted that he has a 73% chance of winning
0:45.6	all right i i all right well don't panic how are your sets this week oh my god you got to
0:52.2	fucking cares we're all going to be nuked.
0:54.8	Right, but you got to step away for a second.
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