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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week we get to deal with half a beer Laurie. We are also reminded that all our references must be young. Plus, performing for audiences that are new to stand up. Ugh! Comic of the WeeK: Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

Transcript

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Oh my God
0:27.2	Hello Lori.
0:28.3	You're telling stories off Mike
0:29.8	We have two hours to fill tonight
0:31.3	What's wrong with you?
0:32.4	Save everything
0:33.7	Every word, every word
0:35.3	I told Kyle that we had to get more water. I'm Jackie Kishon.
0:39.3	Don't even save that. Save the water request for the show. Oh, that's a clock eater too. Hey, Kyle, let's wait. I won't say another word until Kyle goes to get more water. Can this be a sequel to Clock Eaters 2, followed by 3?
0:51.7	Oh, Clock Eaters 2. When will we write that script?
0:55.7	It's, uh, so.
0:57.3	What were you talking about when I walked in here?
0:59.7	Who to complain to?
1:01.5	About, about your quality problems.
1:04.5	Because my, my working.
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