Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. This week, tattoos

of limitations. Misty files suit against her husband Scott. Scott started getting tattoos

in his mid-30s and now has tattoos covering his upper arms. Scott has intentionally not

told his parents about his tattoos. Misty thinks he should come clean. Scott wants to keep

them a secret. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise. His judge

John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.

Livia Olivia say have you met Livia? Livia the poisoning lady. By tainting wine and food

and figs she maintains control of her cardboard digs. Livia Olivia she's full of in-video. Livia

the schemer of schemes. Protecting Rome or so she claims she poisons betrays and rapists

frames. But how can she remember all of their names? It's not easy being Livia. Baylif Jesse

Thorn you may swear them in. Misty Scott please rise and raise your right and do you swear

to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever. Yes.

I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he made

us listen to that catterwalling just now? Yes. Judge Hodgman you may proceed. Jesse Thorn

you know who that was singing not me. You know what pot of feces you're stirring with

that slander. But do Misty and Scott, first of all Misty and Scott have a seat. For

an immediate summary judgment in one of yours favors can either of you name the piece

of culture that not I but someone else sung as I entered the courtroom. Misty let's start

with you. I'm going to say a old cartoon maybe Felix. That's almost correct. Very adept,

very astute. I'm not saying it's wrong. But I will say it's more correct than guess

is usually are. Okay. What about you Scott? You know, I guess. Well, I had in my mind

fantasy island because of the character tattoo, but that clearly is not that. Yeah, maybe

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