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Judge John Hodgman

Holiday Leftovers

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We're in the depths of winter and need some cheer to get us through the post-holiday season. So this week, we're going to clear the docket, which is currently full of holiday disputes! Holiday leftovers include cases about dessert breads, pre-meal prayer circles, cooking holiday meals on your parents' stove, gift wrapping, and airport pickups. Plus a letter from Friend of the Court Afton Cyrus (JJHo Episode 282) from America's Test Kitchen about the case "Snickerdoodiligence!"

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:04.4

I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn, we're in Chambers this week clearing the docket.

0:09.8

How are you, Judge Hodgman?

0:11.1

I'm freezing.

0:13.3

Winter really happened here in Brooklyn, New York.

0:17.5

It's really happening now, finally.

0:20.0

And of course, as I record from my office, and rather than have a proper heating system,

0:27.9

my office instead has a giant hairdryer stuck in the wall, loud hot air machine that just

0:34.5

blows hot air in your face until your lips turned to corn husks, not good for podcast

0:42.0

recording.

0:43.0

So I had to turn that off, and now I'm cold, but I can't complain.

0:47.0

I mean, I'm doing it, but I shouldn't because everything's great.

0:49.8

How are you, Jesse?

0:50.8

I'm doing okay.

0:51.8

The two could use a mid-winter celebration, a little break, something special to remind

1:01.4

me that spring is just around the corner.

1:04.6

Can you think of anything?

1:07.4

Let's take the day off.

1:09.6

Well, that's it for this week's Judge John Hodgman podcast.

1:14.1

We're going to go take naps.

1:15.9

Let's go fly to Curacao.

1:17.9

No.

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