Tankini Trauma
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- After a wonderful weekend back in the college town of Athens, GA- Heather is shooketh to her core taking a walk down memory lane- the nostalgia of sorority row, the tequila shots from locals are all flooding back to her hypothalamus. She hits the Absolutely Not Hotline to fight with a woman who doesnt like Tang- another broad bitching about getting a titty on her back during a massage- and makes a public apology to the Mid Atlantic.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:21.8 | Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMan. How are you? |
| 0:25.4 | I hope you are doing well. We are doing the most. We are in the thick of things. |
| 0:31.4 | I am in my office right now and if you saw what was on my office desk, we've got bone broth, |
| 0:37.4 | sticky boobs, some character glasses, and a vibrator and a joint. |
| 0:43.2 | And that is just why I am the boss and HR because we're not even a limited liability. |
| 0:52.3 | We're just a full liability. Too nor do I mean it's not even an LLC anymore. It's just a FLC. |
| 0:58.3 | Full liability corporation. Shot some funny videos this weekend. We'll get those up to y'all. |
| 1:04.8 | But how to great little weekend. Let me take a little stroll down memory lane. |
| 1:10.6 | I've been feeling very nostalgic just because I have so many friends. We've been talking about it. |
| 1:14.9 | Everyone's younger kids are going back to school. I have friends who have college kids that are |
| 1:19.2 | going back and I'm just it's just that sweet spot that's certain sweet spot in August where |
| 1:25.8 | you have these flashbacks, so these core memories of packing up your shit and going to college. |
| 1:32.0 | You know or coming home from camp and then getting ready for your first day of high school. |
| 1:36.8 | And this weekend I got to do a fun little event. I did a surprise for a wonderful woman, |
| 1:41.1 | her name is Brittany. She is lovely gray on Instagram. She had a million dollars on Instagram. |
| 1:47.8 | We have a lot of mutual friends and her team reached out to me and said, hey, we come up and give |
| 1:51.6 | like a roast toast to her. And so I was like, yeah, I'm excuse to go to Athens and then you know, |
| 1:56.1 | surprise her. Fantastic. So we had a great time. She's just a doll shot out to Brittany and her |
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