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🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is wondering if her August invite to the hamptons got lost in the mail? So weird- no one has invited her to stay at their mega mansion while Robin skeets down the long island highway on a crotch rocket on her way to a tj maxx. She hits the Absolutely Not line in hopes that the invitation is on the voicemails.. but looks like she'll have to wait till next summer.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.1	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
0:22.6	Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you?
0:26.8	I hope you're doing fantastic. Hope you had a great week weekend. Don't know what you're doing.
0:33.9	But I actually have a feeling about what you're doing.
0:38.1	And this is going to sound really weird that I'm having FOMO sing as I was in Europe for a
0:44.6	fucking month and the amount of DMs I got from people being like, oh you're in Italy. Oh you're in
0:51.0	Europe. But I feel like I understand how to go over to Europe and thrive. I feel comfortable in
1:02.2	Italy. I feel comfortable abroad. I know how to do that. You know what I don't know how to do?
1:08.3	And this is going to sound like some wasp insecurity bullshit. I see a lot of folks in Nantucket,
1:15.3	Maine, Montauk. You know what I mean? I'm a gun set. People down in
1:24.2	Ireland, Hilton had South Carolina. And they're all there. Just that's what they do. That's where they
1:32.3	go on the weekend. Tie the island. Really more so than Nantucket and Muganset, Montauk. That,
1:40.4	you know, you guys know how I feel about the Mid-Atlantic. I've never understood it. When I lived in
1:46.8	New York for years, people go down to like Delaware. I didn't know what that was. I didn't, I never
1:54.0	grew up there. I grew up going to Hilton head in Charleston and, you know, doing stuff down here,
1:58.8	going to 38 Florida, hitting the Florida crab shack. You know, that's where I thrive. I know that
2:05.8	area. It's like me in Europe. I know that. But this Nantucket kind of very wasp, Kennedy.
2:14.7	We've all got compounds and the Hamptons is new to me. And not that I should have an insecurity,
2:20.8	like I wouldn't thrive. If you don't think that if you went by me to your Hamptons home,
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