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Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live from the PANHANDLE of Florida, aka 30A. She is back from Mississippi and narrowly skirted death on the highway, only to have a new lease on life. She is taking no bullshit and dishing out some of the best advice she's ever given from the hotline. Like- Why heterosexual couples should never own catering companies- to what to do if your teeth are falling out. That and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:18.4 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:21.6 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:25.6 | How the hell are you? Hope you're doing well. I'm recording live from Florida, |
| 0:32.4 | 30A, the panhandle, the Hamptons of the South. That's right. Seaside Florida down here in a little |
| 0:38.4 | girls trip. One of my best friends Jenny. She's got a house down here. So we are kicking back |
| 0:44.9 | and kicking up a little dust on the beach. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:49.5 | That is not a hurricane reference. I just mean in general. We are |
| 0:53.0 | having a little fun in Florida. All right. We're going to get into it. Y'all I had a |
| 1:01.1 | Cajillion fucking voicemails this past weekend. Y'all have, I mean the hotline was lit. |
| 1:06.8 | It was lit all weekend and we're really going to hit the hotline hard. |
| 1:11.3 | As always, you can call into the Absolutely Notline 800 213 7503. I'm thrilled to get to your |
| 1:19.7 | voicemails, but also I know you need a little update on my life. Officially became a homeowner |
| 1:24.1 | over the weekend. Did not buy a house in Atlanta. If you don't know this, if you're new to my life, |
| 1:30.6 | to the podcast to you know, Heather 911 in general, I live with my mother in Atlanta. So technically |
| 1:37.4 | she owns the home in the purse strings. But Jeff and I bought our first home in Mississippi. |
| 1:46.8 | Now I know you're panicking sweating. Don't understand. Heather, why? How are you moving? |
| 1:53.6 | Are you not going to live with Robin? Relax. Let me break down the information. My old Alma |
| 2:00.3 | mother is a University of Mississippi. If you've never been to Oxford, Mississippi, it's the greatest |
| 2:05.0 | town in the southeast. Okay. The SEC, if you will. It's a great little spot. And we always knew we |
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