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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Even though one of the generals enters Health and Safety Protocols, Basketball Illuminati must soldier forth because the truth waits for no one. After picking through the scrap heap of NBA headlines at ESPN, Tom, Amin and Mayes have no choice but to phone a friend, Ethan Strauss of the House of Strauss, to see what he's been writing about lately. Subscribe to Ethan's Substack: https://houseofstrauss.substack.com/ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.9	All right, well guys, I don't know about how immunity works anymore with this whole COVID thing,
0:17.2	but I'm pretty sure that I mean you did not give me COVID in Vegas because I am positive right now.
0:23.0	I know if you can tell by this out of my voice that something's amiss.
0:26.0	Oh, this isn't a bit, Tom.
0:27.5	No, this is real.
0:29.1	I'm all about truth on this podcast.
0:31.3	I don't lie to the listeners out there.
0:33.8	This voice is not an act.
0:35.7	This is real.
0:36.6	This is apparently a symptom.
0:38.5	I've read about loss of smell, loss of taste.
0:42.4	I haven't read too much about loss of voice, but here we are.
0:45.0	Let me tell you something, man.
0:46.6	I gave you a protective bubble of immunity when you were with me.
0:51.1	You and your wife went off your own, your little honeymoon and a virtually thing.
0:55.0	And what happens?
0:56.3	Whole house gets sick.
0:58.5	Cures inside me, folks.
1:00.0	Let me around.
1:01.8	Never wanted someone to get COVID so bad.
1:04.5	I knew it.
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