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The Luxury Podcast
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4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes, greeting delivery drivers, the 'Cream Man', and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:10.3 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. |
| 0:12.0 | With me is William Hanson. |
| 0:13.9 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:17.5 | Hello, Jonathan, I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:23.3 | In each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade. |
| 0:29.4 | Sorting the ons, loads from the higher sense, advising the nation in gracious living. |
| 0:34.3 | So, William, what are we going to talk about today? |
| 0:36.2 | We are going to talk about |
| 0:37.7 | takeaways. Or should we call them a carryout? Is that a bit more luxury? Oh, no, I don't |
| 0:44.5 | think so. I've never... Who calls it a carryout? I think it was a very old-fashioned way, |
| 0:49.4 | but I think this was in the days before delivery. Although really, really like home delivery, we should call it, |
| 0:56.0 | because a takeaway, you're not taking it away at all because you've got, you know, someone |
| 1:00.3 | turning up on a moped, dropping it off or in a car. |
| 1:03.3 | Yes. |
| 1:04.3 | So, yeah. |
| 1:05.3 | I've not used that very often. |
| 1:07.7 | What? |
| 1:08.7 | The little chap on a motorbike. |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, but you live sort of, you know, you're not in a metropolis. |
| 1:13.7 | No, I'm not. |
| 1:14.7 | And when I did order one, I ordered a takeaway. |
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